Clarissa Dickson Wright, one half of the Two Fat Ladies, has launched a savage attack on Jamie Oliver’s restaurants in The Independent on Sunday. She says Oliver is a “brilliant cook” but describes his restaurants as “lacklustre” although she has never eaten at any of them. She says she does not eat in them because she does not want to risk being poisoned. The Naked Chef retaliates through a spokesman who says she should have no fear of being poisoned because he suspects none of the restaurants would welcome her for fear of offending other guests. The Independent on Sunday 07/09/08 page 13, 32-33