Linthwaite House Hotel, in Bowness, Cumbria, has banned anything to do with football for the duration of the World Cup.
It has introduced mini-breaks aimed mainly at women.
Any guest who hears a member of staff mention the word “football” can claim a free glass of Champagne.
Malmaison is also offering women a break from soccer mania.
Turnberry Resort, in Ayrshire, Scotland, has a “Ban it like Beckham” package for women who want to escape the madness.
The Daily Telegraph (Travel) 10/06/06 page 4